Hear Ye Hear Ye!
Thou hast been summoned to partake in the merriment and festivities of the first annual Edson Renaissance Faire! Avail thyself of food and drink, trinkets and treasures, soothsayers, unguents, and potions.
Pay witness to the great deeds of heavy armour combat, take heed of demonstrations of art, sport, and music. Transmogrify thy weekend with fun for the whole famila! Attend ye adorned in thy finest medieval or fantasy garb for a chance to win awards from the nobility!